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Tech Support: What kind of computer do you have?
Customer: A white one

Customer: Hi, this is Celine.  I can't get my DVD out!
Tech Support: Have you tried pushing the button?
Customer: Yes, I'm sure it's really stuck.
Tech Support: That doesn't sound good; I'll make a note
Customer: No, wait a minute, I hadn't inserted it yet.  It's still on my desk ... sorry 

Tech Support: Click onthe "MY COMPUTER" icon on the left of the screen
Customer: Your left or my left?

Tech Support: Hello, how may I help you?
Male Customer: Hi, I can't print
Tech Support: Would you click on START for me and . . . ....
Male Customer: Listen pal; don't start getting technical on me.  I'm not Bill Gates

Customer: Good afternoon, this is Martha.  I can't print.  Everytime i try, it say ... ..."CAN'T FIND PRINTER"  I even lifted the printer and placed it in fornt of the monitor, but the computer still says it cant find it !!!

Customer: I have a problem printing in red
Tech Support: Do you have a colour printer?
Customer: Aaaah ... sorry .... thank you

Tech Support: What is on your monitor now. ma'am? 
Customer: A teddy bear that my boyfriend bought for me at the SPAR

Customer: My keybaord is not working anymore.
Tech Support: Are you sure your keyboard is plugged into the computer?
Customer: No I can't get behind the computer.

Tech Support: Pick up your keyboard and take ten steps backwards.
Tech Support: Did the keyboard come with you? 
Customer: Yes.

Tech Support: That mees the keyboard is not plugged in.  Is there another keyboard? 
Customer: Yes, there's another one here.  Wait a moment please.... Ah, that one dows work.  Thanks

Tech Support: Your password is the small letter 'a' as in apple, a capital letter 'V" as in Victor,and the number '7" 
Customer: Is the '7' in capital letters?

Customer: I can't get on the internet..
Tech Support: Are you absoluely sure you used the correct password?
Customer: Yes, I'm sure.  I saw my co-worker do it.
Tech Support: Can you tell me what the password was?
Customer: Five dots

Tech Support: What anti-virus program do you use?
Tech Support: That's not a anti-virus program... 
Customer: Oh, sorry ... Internet Explorer?


Customer: I have a huge problem!  My friend has placed a screen saver on my computer.... but everytime I move my mouse, it disappears....


Tech Support: How may I help you?
Customer: I'm writing my first email...
Tech Support: Ok, what seems to be the problem?
Customer: Well, I have the letter 'a' in the address, but how do I get the little circle around it?


A woman customer called Kwazulu Web's help desk because she had a problem with her printer
Tech Support: Are you running it under windows? 
Customer: No, my desk is next to the door, but tha is a good point.  The man sitting next to me is by a window, and his printer is working fine!



Tech Support: Okey Ron, press the control and escape keys at the same time.  That brings up a task list in the middle of the screen... Now, type the letter 'P' to bring up the Program Manager 
Customer: I don't have a 'P'
Tech Support: On your keyboard Ron
Customer: What do you mean? 
Tech Support: 'P'.... on your keyboard, Ron
Customer: I AM NOT DING THAT!!!



There.... That sould make us feel better abour our computer skills.... we will post more support questions and answers as we go along!!!

Last Updated on Thursday, 25 August 2011 12:55
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